clock-watcher:

Chris O’Dowd at The Sapphires premiere during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 19, 2012 in Cannes, France.  

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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think your clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

starexorcist:

also-also:

Yeah… This actually makes no sense. I just kept hallucinating that the Avengers were playing around on my dash, and the only way to stop it was to let them escape all over my sketchbook.

Alternately:

waaaaaaaaaaaaaant

od3sta:

thehutchleogan:

lol at the kids who have school tomorrow 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

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GREATEST MISUNDERSTANDING EVER.

brony-express:

the-observant-one:

Oh.

My.

Lord.

holy shit ashdkjas

fuck

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thegleefulhouseelf:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

hey americans have fun paying your health care

Freedom is my healthcare.

once i heard the ice cream truck outside ⇢

lulz-time:

 

once i heard the ice cream truck outside but by the time i could get money to buy something from it, it was gone

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